Tuesday, February 07, 2006

wat school?

i was talking to my friend recently out my new sch, cos i haven't seen him in a while(yeah like 3 years):

friend: yo i heard u changed sch? wat sch are u in now?
me: nus high
friend: wat? SOS high?
me: No lar idiot, nus high
friend: so u studying in NUS ah?
me: no lar, still like JC.
friend: chey...

yeah. chey

Monday, February 06, 2006

chingay

damn had a hard time sleeping last night cos of a stupid rash. (No. It's not where you think it is).
Anyway, it's chingay day, so i spent some of my awakeness thinking bout chingay:

chingay: chinese-gay

cool. Lets think of more:

gay: well duh.
half gay: i dunno. a gay who likes both guys and gals?
were-gay: only gay when the moon is full
algay: veggie loving gay.
mr. gay: my secondary school teacher.
iGay: gay hu owns a ipod. yeah nat.

yeah somewhere around here i fell asleep.

hey beats counting sheep.

Saturday, February 04, 2006

Some philosophy

es the anti-blogging blogger has returned.
why? cos of some philosophy:

start email:

Hiya!

I know some of you have been copying assignment 1.
The most severe one I know of is that Yu Hengs work has been photocopied and circulated around.
Whoever is the photocopier, recipients of the copies, and copiers of Yuhengs work, pls kindly own yourselves up.
As a matter of fact I already knew who you are. I just hope you still have conscience to admit your own mistakes.
Remember everyone makes mistakes, but not everyone can boldly admit their mistakes. So, its not shameful admitting mistakes, but rather its admirable.
Pls come to see me personally or simply reply to this email.
Already some have come and I am mighty proud of them. Iam still waiting for the rest.
If you wait for me to get to you, I will have to put your names on the notice board as

The following students get a “ 0 ” for assignment 1: _______________________________.

I have to highlight the importance of integrity here and these are the pointers you need to know:

Assessments are not to show teachers your grades, but are ways for teacher to groom and observe your character development.
When you graduate, not only you have a result slip, but also a character testimonial, which is more important when you apply to Universities and jobs in the future.
If you can do anything for grades now, you can do anything for money too in the future.
Grades and material needs are but superficial things. In the end, truth to yourself is still the most important.
Teachers are only with you for at most a few years; you are with yourself for the rest of your life.

What are teachers?

Teachers are people who walked the path and who share our experiences with you. We tell you because we care and we don’t want you to learn things the hard way. The longer you take to amend your mistake, the less chance you have left to do so…

Pls inform your seldom-read-email friends about this message.

Cheers!

Serene Ang

End email.

Really good stuff. Din noe such teachers still existed. As much as copying is (ahem) bad, she should also understand that physics is really difficult. i'm sure everyone (except Zhao Ye) should agree on this. but this email has some good uses though:

Imagine if this was a chain mail:

Send this 20 ppl before midnight or the next time you copy you will get caught!

yeah right.