sexy piece of equipment

ferrari: anyone knows what model?
man this is good. have u seen a turbocharger (i think) that big?
i guess size does matter.

my favourite basketball player

wow. i blogged. cool

vending machine design prevents dispensing free drinks or coins. yeah right.
no one tell the sch admin pls.

this is not a revival.

hahs.

felt like blogging again.

aviva open 2006. was kick ass. not many well known pppl played (lin dan slacked and taufik had to handle a scandal), but nevertheless, still a good experience thanks to the purely singaporean hokkien-mixed english with malay commentary and cheering from the grojup of ah peis behind me. they really should lets these guys commentate instead of the idiots on channel 5 how juz brag about the players skill. i dun think we need to know how much we suck.

ok women singles: agree with the ah peis bout the match. ah pui from buglaria against super chio ti tei wen rou japan. buglaria won of cos, if not bcos of the *ahem* immense pressure put on the japan player. japan fought hard for it tho, was a rubber match. din really like ah pui. her attitude and sportsmanship really pissed everyone off. in the end the entire stadium was rooting for the japan chio bu.

guys singles: susilo din manage not to dissapoint. lost to gade. wasn't a bad match, against world no 3, but i felt he could have been more aggresive in his gameplay. most of the time he was just waiting for gade to make a mistake (which seldom happens) , and we din see as much smashes and aggresive attacks as we would expect. well done anyway. gade was on form as usual. even thouhg the eniter stadium was cheering against him.

hashim was good, if not for his knee injury. he took the 1st set 21-13, but got his ass kicked when his knee started to mess up. could see him limping to nget the balls. poor guy. still one of my favourites.

guy doubles: singapore new comers made a very good commendalbe effort against malaysia. was a good attempt. very dramatic with people falling here and there. will look forward to more games from them.

dinner was crap. spent 20 mins queueing up for 2 bowls of spaggetti form kelly's hot dog stand. cheers should really open more stores. everything was sold out by 5. damn.

oh yeah met debbie at kellys hotdog stand. apparently, she , leslie and jiajun had volunteered to be transport officers for aviva open. haha. i wonder if they get to kepp the shuttles after the game.

guess tat's all. till next time (wait long long)

DEATH week

a good observation by tan li on death week. - it could have been planned.

*everyone gasps in horror.*

i mean it doesn't take the genius in the previous post to realise that death week is a big conspiracy.how can 10 tests (so i've heard?) fall on one single week? 2 test a day? are u f**king insane?ok i admit that i didn't hand up some of my homework. well most of it actually. but please spare us from eternal condemnation of vivas. i already have one. not counting physics. perhaps the main conspirator is *ahem* and *ahem* is taking revenge for the joke we made.please make arrangements for your early burial, and if you haven't written your will, write it NOW. or some guy named royston might just steal your 5 bucks.So...whose up for dota on death week?

May the genius of Zhao Ye be with us all.

einstein might be smart, but his handwriting sure sucks

Einstein may be smart, but he sure has bad handwriting.

Shit Happens, according to various World Religions

Warning: the following joke is not suitable for people who cannot laugh at anything religious.
via anantya

Taoism: Shit happens
Hare krishna: Shit happens Rama Rama Ding Ding
Hinduism: This shit has happened before
Islam: That shit happens is the will of Allah
Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?
Existentialism: Shit doesn't happen; shit is
Buddhism: When shit happens, is it really shit?
Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit happens"
7th day Adventist: Shit happens on Saturdays
Protestantism: Shit won't happen if I work harder
Protestantism: If shit happens, it happens to someone else
Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserved it
Jehovah's Witnesses: Knock, knock, "Shit happens"
Jehovah's Witnesses: No shit happens until Armaggedon
Unitarian: What is this shit?
Mormon: Shit happens again & again & again
Judaism: Oy vey! Why does this shit always happen to us?
Pentacostalism: Praise the shit!
Atheism: There is no shit!
New Age: Shit happens and it happens to smell good
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit

I wonder if there's a hidden message?

OH that's what she means. wait, isn't that bad?

Found this list of rejection lines from Charlotte's web.

The "brother" and the "friends" lines sure bring back many a bad memory from teenagehood. Excuse me while I go to one corner and weep...sob:

Not familiar with rejection lines? Here's what we really mean. So get a hint, ok, guys? Seesh.
10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that f**king pest. And I'm not into incest either.)

9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You are one jurassic geezer.)

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You are the ugliest freak I've ever laid eyes upon.)

7. My life is too complicated right now. (I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.)

6. I've got a boyfriend (He's my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's).

5. I don't date men where I work. (Actually, I wouldn't even date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building.)

4. It's not you, it's me. (It's not me, it's you.)

3. I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)

2. I'm celibate. (I've sworn off only the men like you.)

1. Let's be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have fun with. It's that male perspective thing)

makes things so much clearer, right all my sisters and friends?

Bad hair day

A woman went to her doctor for a followup visit after the doctor had prescribed testosterone (a male hormone) for her. She was a little worried about some of the side effects she was experiencing.
"Doctor, the hormones you've been giving me have really helped, but I'm afraid that you're giving me too much. I've started growing hair in places that I've never grown hair before."

The doctor reassured her. "A little hair growth is a perfectly normal side effect of testosterone. Just where has this hair appeared?"

"On my balls."

moral of the story is...

if u want more crap that resembles the above crap, please visit

http://www.mrbrown.com/

there.

Food for thought

http://www.rahoi.com/2006/03/may-i-take-your-order.php

http://community.livejournal.com/engrish/164141.html

Aren't you glad you learnt chinese?

i'm a genius i know.

my other life

http://www.jovanpetronic.com/mychesscareer/singapore/benjaminfoo.htm

dun mind the national anthem

1st picture post

This post is long overdue.
We owe so much to this wonderful miracle,and yet we do not even express our slightest gratitude towards it.
Behold the wonderful vending machine:



All hail the wonderful vending machine.
How beautiful thou art

wat school?

i was talking to my friend recently out my new sch, cos i haven't seen him in a while(yeah like 3 years):

friend: yo i heard u changed sch? wat sch are u in now?
me: nus high
friend: wat? SOS high?
me: No lar idiot, nus high
friend: so u studying in NUS ah?
me: no lar, still like JC.
friend: chey...

yeah. chey

chingay

damn had a hard time sleeping last night cos of a stupid rash. (No. It's not where you think it is).
Anyway, it's chingay day, so i spent some of my awakeness thinking bout chingay:

chingay: chinese-gay

cool. Lets think of more:

gay: well duh.
half gay: i dunno. a gay who likes both guys and gals?
were-gay: only gay when the moon is full
algay: veggie loving gay.
mr. gay: my secondary school teacher.
iGay: gay hu owns a ipod. yeah nat.

yeah somewhere around here i fell asleep.

hey beats counting sheep.

Some philosophy

es the anti-blogging blogger has returned.
why? cos of some philosophy:

start email:

Hiya!

I know some of you have been copying assignment 1.
The most severe one I know of is that Yu Hengs work has been photocopied and circulated around.
Whoever is the photocopier, recipients of the copies, and copiers of Yuhengs work, pls kindly own yourselves up.
As a matter of fact I already knew who you are. I just hope you still have conscience to admit your own mistakes.
Remember everyone makes mistakes, but not everyone can boldly admit their mistakes. So, its not shameful admitting mistakes, but rather its admirable.
Pls come to see me personally or simply reply to this email.
Already some have come and I am mighty proud of them. Iam still waiting for the rest.
If you wait for me to get to you, I will have to put your names on the notice board as

The following students get a “ 0 ” for assignment 1: _______________________________.

I have to highlight the importance of integrity here and these are the pointers you need to know:

Assessments are not to show teachers your grades, but are ways for teacher to groom and observe your character development.
When you graduate, not only you have a result slip, but also a character testimonial, which is more important when you apply to Universities and jobs in the future.
If you can do anything for grades now, you can do anything for money too in the future.
Grades and material needs are but superficial things. In the end, truth to yourself is still the most important.
Teachers are only with you for at most a few years; you are with yourself for the rest of your life.

What are teachers?

Teachers are people who walked the path and who share our experiences with you. We tell you because we care and we don’t want you to learn things the hard way. The longer you take to amend your mistake, the less chance you have left to do so…

Pls inform your seldom-read-email friends about this message.

Cheers!

Serene Ang

End email.

Really good stuff. Din noe such teachers still existed. As much as copying is (ahem) bad, she should also understand that physics is really difficult. i'm sure everyone (except Zhao Ye) should agree on this. but this email has some good uses though:

Imagine if this was a chain mail:

Send this 20 ppl before midnight or the next time you copy you will get caught!

yeah right.