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sexy piece of equipment

2006-09-13T21:19:00.000+08:00

ferrari: anyone knows what model?
man this is good. have u seen a turbocharger (i think) that big?
i guess size does matter.

my favourite basketball player

2006-09-01T14:47:00.000+08:00

wow. i blogged. cool

2006-09-01T14:42:00.000+08:00

vending machine design prevents dispensing free drinks or coins. yeah right.
no one tell the sch admin pls.

this is not a revival.

2006-06-10T15:25:00.000+08:00

hahs.

felt like blogging again.

aviva open 2006. was kick ass. not many well known pppl played (lin dan slacked and taufik had to handle a scandal), but nevertheless, still a good experience thanks to the purely singaporean hokkien-mixed english with malay commentary and cheering from the grojup of ah peis behind me. they really should lets these guys commentate instead of the idiots on channel 5 how juz brag about the players skill. i dun think we need to know how much we suck.

ok women singles: agree with the ah peis bout the match. ah pui from buglaria against super chio ti tei wen rou japan. buglaria won of cos, if not bcos of the *ahem* immense pressure put on the japan player. japan fought hard for it tho, was a rubber match. din really like ah pui. her attitude and sportsmanship really pissed everyone off. in the end the entire stadium was rooting for the japan chio bu.

guys singles: susilo din manage not to dissapoint. lost to gade. wasn't a bad match, against world no 3, but i felt he could have been more aggresive in his gameplay. most of the time he was just waiting for gade to make a mistake (which seldom happens) , and we din see as much smashes and aggresive attacks as we would expect. well done anyway. gade was on form as usual. even thouhg the eniter stadium was cheering against him.

hashim was good, if not for his knee injury. he took the 1st set 21-13, but got his ass kicked when his knee started to mess up. could see him limping to nget the balls. poor guy. still one of my favourites.

guy doubles: singapore new comers made a very good commendalbe effort against malaysia. was a good attempt. very dramatic with people falling here and there. will look forward to more games from them.

dinner was crap. spent 20 mins queueing up for 2 bowls of spaggetti form kelly's hot dog stand. cheers should really open more stores. everything was sold out by 5. damn.

oh yeah met debbie at kellys hotdog stand. apparently, she , leslie and jiajun had volunteered to be transport officers for aviva open. haha. i wonder if they get to kepp the shuttles after the game.

guess tat's all. till next time (wait long long)

DEATH week

2006-04-16T22:50:00.000+08:00

a good observation by tan li on death week. - it could have been planned.

*everyone gasps in horror.*

i mean it doesn't take the genius in the previous post to realise that death week is a big conspiracy.how can 10 tests (so i've heard?) fall on one single week? 2 test a day? are u f**king insane?ok i admit that i didn't hand up some of my homework. well most of it actually. but please spare us from eternal condemnation of vivas. i already have one. not counting physics. perhaps the main conspirator is *ahem* and *ahem* is taking revenge for the joke we made.please make arrangements for your early burial, and if you haven't written your will, write it NOW. or some guy named royston might just steal your 5 bucks.So...whose up for dota on death week?

May the genius of Zhao Ye be with us all.

einstein might be smart, but his handwriting sure sucks

2006-04-15T22:14:00.001+08:00

Einstein may be smart, but he sure has bad handwriting.

Shit Happens, according to various World Religions

2006-04-15T21:41:00.000+08:00

Warning: the following joke is not suitable for people who cannot laugh at anything religious.
via anantya

Taoism: Shit happens
Hare krishna: Shit happens Rama Rama Ding Ding
Hinduism: This shit has happened before
Islam: That shit happens is the will of Allah
Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?
Existentialism: Shit doesn't happen; shit is
Buddhism: When shit happens, is it really shit?
Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit happens"
7th day Adventist: Shit happens on Saturdays
Protestantism: Shit won't happen if I work harder
Protestantism: If shit happens, it happens to someone else
Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserved it
Jehovah's Witnesses: Knock, knock, "Shit happens"
Jehovah's Witnesses: No shit happens until Armaggedon
Unitarian: What is this shit?
Mormon: Shit happens again & again & again
Judaism: Oy vey! Why does this shit always happen to us?
Pentacostalism: Praise the shit!
Atheism: There is no shit!
New Age: Shit happens and it happens to smell good
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit

I wonder if there's a hidden message?

OH that's what she means. wait, isn't that bad?

2006-04-15T21:29:00.000+08:00

Found this list of rejection lines from Charlotte's web.

The "brother" and the "friends" lines sure bring back many a bad memory from teenagehood. Excuse me while I go to one corner and weep...sob:

Not familiar with rejection lines? Here's what we really mean. So get a hint, ok, guys? Seesh.
10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that f**king pest. And I'm not into incest either.)

9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You are one jurassic geezer.)

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You are the ugliest freak I've ever laid eyes upon.)

7. My life is too complicated right now. (I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.)

6. I've got a boyfriend (He's my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's).

5. I don't date men where I work. (Actually, I wouldn't even date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building.)

4. It's not you, it's me. (It's not me, it's you.)

3. I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)

2. I'm celibate. (I've sworn off only the men like you.)

1. Let's be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have fun with. It's that male perspective thing)

makes things so much clearer, right all my sisters and friends?

Bad hair day

2006-04-15T21:28:00.000+08:00

A woman went to her doctor for a followup visit after the doctor had prescribed testosterone (a male hormone) for her. She was a little worried about some of the side effects she was experiencing.
"Doctor, the hormones you've been giving me have really helped, but I'm afraid that you're giving me too much. I've started growing hair in places that I've never grown hair before."

The doctor reassured her. "A little hair growth is a perfectly normal side effect of testosterone. Just where has this hair appeared?"

"On my balls."

moral of the story is...

2006-04-15T21:26:00.000+08:00

if u want more crap that resembles the above crap, please visit

http://www.mrbrown.com/

there.

Food for thought

2006-04-14T22:51:00.000+08:00

http://www.rahoi.com/2006/03/may-i-take-your-order.php

http://community.livejournal.com/engrish/164141.html

Aren't you glad you learnt chinese?

i'm a genius i know.

2006-04-14T22:43:00.000+08:00

my other life

http://www.jovanpetronic.com/mychesscareer/singapore/benjaminfoo.htm

dun mind the national anthem

1st picture post

2006-03-02T21:22:00.000+08:00

This post is long overdue.
We owe so much to this wonderful miracle,and yet we do not even express our slightest gratitude towards it.
Behold the wonderful vending machine:

All hail the wonderful vending machine.
How beautiful thou art

wat school?

2006-02-07T21:52:00.000+08:00

i was talking to my friend recently out my new sch, cos i haven't seen him in a while(yeah like 3 years):

friend: yo i heard u changed sch? wat sch are u in now?
me: nus high
friend: wat? SOS high?
me: No lar idiot, nus high
friend: so u studying in NUS ah?
me: no lar, still like JC.
friend: chey...

yeah. chey

chingay

2006-02-06T21:15:00.000+08:00

damn had a hard time sleeping last night cos of a stupid rash. (No. It's not where you think it is).
Anyway, it's chingay day, so i spent some of my awakeness thinking bout chingay:

chingay: chinese-gay

cool. Lets think of more:

gay: well duh.
half gay: i dunno. a gay who likes both guys and gals?
were-gay: only gay when the moon is full
algay: veggie loving gay.
mr. gay: my secondary school teacher.
iGay: gay hu owns a ipod. yeah nat.

yeah somewhere around here i fell asleep.

hey beats counting sheep.

Some philosophy

2006-02-04T11:10:00.000+08:00

es the anti-blogging blogger has returned.
why? cos of some philosophy:

start email:

Hiya!

I know some of you have been copying assignment 1.
The most severe one I know of is that Yu Hengs work has been photocopied and circulated around.
Whoever is the photocopier, recipients of the copies, and copiers of Yuhengs work, pls kindly own yourselves up.
As a matter of fact I already knew who you are. I just hope you still have conscience to admit your own mistakes.
Remember everyone makes mistakes, but not everyone can boldly admit their mistakes. So, its not shameful admitting mistakes, but rather its admirable.
Pls come to see me personally or simply reply to this email.
Already some have come and I am mighty proud of them. Iam still waiting for the rest.
If you wait for me to get to you, I will have to put your names on the notice board as

The following students get a “ 0 ” for assignment 1: _______________________________.

I have to highlight the importance of integrity here and these are the pointers you need to know:

Assessments are not to show teachers your grades, but are ways for teacher to groom and observe your character development.
When you graduate, not only you have a result slip, but also a character testimonial, which is more important when you apply to Universities and jobs in the future.
If you can do anything for grades now, you can do anything for money too in the future.
Grades and material needs are but superficial things. In the end, truth to yourself is still the most important.
Teachers are only with you for at most a few years; you are with yourself for the rest of your life.

What are teachers?

Teachers are people who walked the path and who share our experiences with you. We tell you because we care and we don’t want you to learn things the hard way. The longer you take to amend your mistake, the less chance you have left to do so…

Pls inform your seldom-read-email friends about this message.

Cheers!

Serene Ang

End email.

Really good stuff. Din noe such teachers still existed. As much as copying is (ahem) bad, she should also understand that physics is really difficult. i'm sure everyone (except Zhao Ye) should agree on this. but this email has some good uses though:

Imagine if this was a chain mail:

Send this 20 ppl before midnight or the next time you copy you will get caught!

yeah right.

2005-09-21T15:27:00.000+08:00

What FF7: Advent Children Character Are You?

Hosted by theOtaku.com: Anime. Done right.

Service Learning

2005-07-13T22:26:00.000+08:00

went for service learning today. it was a real eye opener. my group (mira, yunzhi, nat and me) visited a family of 6 somewhere in the gimmoh estate behind our sch as part of a community involvement project. we were supposed to visit the less fortunate, and give them a hamper bought with the money we raised from washing cars to get them some things that we deem apt fo them.

the 1st thing that struck me was the size of the house. it was somewhat smaller than half a classroom, and the furniture was all recycled. they had trouble in finding meals and financial assistance. but after realising how close thier family was compared wif an everyday family, and how they braved through all the tough times, it made me realise that they are more fortunate then we think. i guess tat's why i prefer neighbourhood schs, cos every1 there is so friendly.

the head of the house, imrhan, was a real cool guy. he was a x-motorcross racer, but after an accident involving his arm, he stopped racing and joined one of singapore's soccer clubs. and he was real good. however, his carreer ended when he fell during a game and got paralysed. but that did not slow him down. he learnt two walk slowly, bit by bit, and after 2 years was fully recovered. he learnt to do many odd jobs, cos he had little education as his family was poor when he was young. he was later diagnosed with somekind of chronic arthrithis, and had to eat expensive steroids every day in order to keep moving. he learnt many new skills and moved to jobs which were not physically demanding.

all in all a very good experience. hope that they will find joy (and money).

who's says money couldn't bring happiness?

badminton.

2005-07-04T21:10:00.000+08:00

Aviva open was damn cool. every1 there was extremely pro. manage to get a ticket and watched all the matches except the male singles between thailand and korea. i guess the highlight was still hidayat and gade. they played for roughly 2 hours straight, wif every shot well placed and consistent strokes. i especially luved taufik's overhead smash. it gained him four points against gade. gade was good thou. except that during the 1st set he played the set too high and taufik, being the agressive player that he is, managed to kill most of the balls. gade changed the strategy in the second set. that got him to around 13 points. the score was 13-14 to taufik for around half an hour. can you believe that! i am so inspired.zhang nin also rox....she is damn graceful.
forgot to mention that i got a new badminton bag. managed to get susilo and haifz (world no.6, japan open winner) to sign it. oh yeah. tat beats jieshen's mp 88.
damn tired. cya.

Initial D is so cool

2005-06-30T21:05:00.000+08:00

Went out to watch intitial D! damn cool. today, went for a damn early 11.20 show, and feli and her friends were late. so we had to open the bokking and sit separately. So sad. Anyway, the movie was very good. 1st of all, i luv cars. Ben oi too. 2nd, the two bens enjoy racing games. 3rd, Jay chou rox. 4th, the movie was uber funny. finally, natsuki is damn chio. ok lar. maybe not that chio. but just chio lar.
played maximum tune and intial d 3rd stage after the show. din really like intial d, cos the response was slightly slow, and the mountian route had lotsa turns. i knew i shouldn't have chosen such a heavy skyline. damn. maximum tune was better, thou i picked the wrong car and screwed the account. shit. now i gotta spend too more bucks on a new card.

church camp

2005-06-21T17:46:00.000+08:00

hey juz came back from church camp(15-17june). it was real fun.left one day earlier cos my parents were in the committee.

the activities started wif ice breaker. got to know my group Thomas: Serene(leader), Rachel Ng, Jeannette, Sebby, Sharon and Terence(the twins), Matthaeus, Amanda, Chelsea(pronounced chell-see--her), Gerald and Mike(my good pals) and of cos me. they were real fun guys, church camp wouldn't have been the same without them. most of them were jc 1, except Gerald, Mike, and me(Sec3), Matthaeus(Sec1), and Serene(quote Sharon:ahem..old. 20 lah).

The food was good, got quite a wide spread..

The message was a little bit chim, cos the speaker was a lecturer at BGST, so he damn smart lah. His name was Douglas Milne(pronounced m-ill). My group give him the nick of einstein cos he looked like one(really). The group discussions(within my group) really helped. Got to learn many new chim tems like justification, santification etc.. it's too much to blog. Thanks to Serene and gang for making the message feel less overwhelming.

Free time was spent roaming around the campus, wif Gerald being an a****** and pressing every1's doorbell. Played pool and table soccer. Special mention to soccer game with 3 malay ppl at the beach. 3 on 3 match, me , gerald and mike one team, malay guys other. got thrashed lah. shoes full of sand, and ball couldn't even move properly on sand. they, being pros at beach soccer, scored 15 goals(estimated), and we scored 5(mike 1, me 1, gerald 3). but it was really a good game. managed to save 10+ attempts at goal with legs only(was last man 1st 5 mins). but the malay guys were real good, and they managed to scored much more. i guess my team had to learn to cooperate more. they sub 5 times tho. does that count? anywae i'll never forget that game.

youth fellowship was real fun too. played a few games(who what huh, double wacko etc), sang praises, and had personal sharing. real eye opener. showed me how spiritually immature i am. ended around 1 am, then went outside hotel for ramli burgers. the whole gang went, so the cook spent 40 mins cooking 30+ burgers. for those hu dunno wat ramli burgers are, it's a patty wrapped in egg in a burger. real cheap and good. i rather eat that than mac.

other stuff: durian feast, shopping, jellyfish killing.playing wif phone, someone got stuck in the toilet, penalty kicking, toturing mike's lil bro, soccer in room, prank calling, soccer in the corridor, singing crap songs in the corridor. sure to have more, but lazy to blog.

hope church camp next year will be juz as good. a bit short tho. really benefitted from this camp. thanks to Serene and committee for making camp so enjoyable...

2megapixels of wholesome s***

2005-06-10T10:06:00.000+08:00

can't believe it, after months of waiting, it's out: K750i

here are the links:

CeBIT 2005:
http://www.sonyericsson.com/cebit/flash.html

K750i:
http://www.sonyericsson.com/k750/

guess the onli thing that can thrash this phone is the up coming W800 or the samsung 5 megapixels phone.

2005-06-10T08:22:00.000+08:00

Went out wif mayflower and co. todae...
only 3 ppl turned up. many could not make it, some juz daoed. some were still sleeping by 11.30!so anyway, only the 3 guys from bishan park turned up. damn.last time we had four ppl, next time it'll be 2, then 1. now ain't that pretty. took a train to cinelesiure, ended up at the wrong stop. walked around, realised that we were lost, so we ttok a taxi and made it juz in time to see Anakin kill Count Dooku. Yes, we went to see star wars, and yes we are outdated.

the movie was good, the green guy was quite cute, and Anakin died a terrible almost death. so after movie played arcade....time crisis 1 and 2, house of the dead 2. watch some ppl playing daytona trying to drift, and some ppl playing daytona2 not trying to drift. irony rite.

played bball after tat. damn we totally sucked. the best shot had to be the sper super super tyco 3 pointer by me. not bragin thou. it was really a f***ing tyco shot. so our condo building a new mp court. dunno whether can use to play bbball...if can then good lor.

guess tat's all.

Back from the dead

2005-06-07T10:34:00.000+08:00

hey guys...sorry for not blogging for so long..

so to sum up:

exams: failed 6 tests in a row. my cap was 2.73, which for your info is not very high, and is prob one of the lowest in class or sch. i guess i'm grounded for the hols, and i have to study harder then. stop slacking sia. and according to the teachers, focus more.

MG305 outing: mentor group had an outing cum farewell party for miss Pang. was the chef wif josh and theo, again. thankfully nat ordered pizzas, so every1 din have to wait for the food to be ready. we dunked almost every1, except i walked in myself. Royston was the 1st to kanna. LOSER. thrashed at tabletennis. oh yeah. played xbox, halo2 and nba all stars. nat had a real cool drum set. din try it thou.

House games: Fibo got 2nd yeah...damn i think it's my fault that we got 2nd. shld have gotten 1st. if i trained harder i could have beaten Andre (who for your info massacred every1 who played against him) and got 2 more points for the doubles game against Thejas and Leslie.

Badminton training: Training's been tiring. think i improved alot. Gotta trash mr Sun in order to get into the NUS badminton team training. Now training at Singpoly. not their club thou. they juz use their campus. Competition coming. 11 June i think. gonna get killed.

Sis's new boyfriend: Yeah sorry jm, the news is sort of true. charl has got a so called "new boyfrien" i will not indulge info, so u juz got to ask her urself. there.

Well, alot more things happened, which i feel ain't suitable for blogging, but juz for u to noe, they ain't good happy stuff.

na... ur post

2005-04-12T22:29:00.000+08:00

Hey everyone!
Sorry for not blogging for so long. My com conked out on me. Turned out to be the fan problem. Anywaes, updates. Can’t remember a lot. Aside from failing all sorts of test recently, life’s been fine. Managed to pull through music 4 presentation, violin performance coming, and badminton competition next week. Sprained ankle, dunno whether can play next week. Basketball’s been fun, been dethroned as the air ball king, finally can shoot underbaskets, backboards, 3 points and frees. Friendship week this week, do smthn nice for ur friends….happy tree friendship week! Ah lame. Yah new skin... squall from ff8. damn cool rite, esp with the burning griever on his gunblade. His lionheart looks cool. oh ya saw mr khoo riding his bike. damn cool. also saw mr chaillian at thomson plaza wif her daughter...is her husband malay or indian or smthn?
Ok. Sad stuff, been quarrelling wif parents lately, in fact almost every dae…getting better tho. Every1’s so sad…lately. Life might suck, but it doesn’t mean u have too…so cheer up guys. Homework’s’ piling up. Most stuff’s overdue. Well gotta keep going. Happy 100 days nus high!
cyas

sightings

2005-03-22T14:09:00.000+08:00

hey!!

i think i saw zhi ru on the bus todae.... did she go mayflower sec or smthn? cos if she did, got high chance it's her... but i dun think she recognise me... phew.. again. i gotta stop seeing ppl

quote six sense : i see dead people

small world

2005-03-18T17:26:00.000+08:00

hey

think i saw shi ting at thomson plaza. i dun think she noticed me. phew. thn went to the diy shop to get some parts.. met mr fernandez. holy cow. i dun think he noticed me either. phew. thinking about it, i met most ppl in thomson plaza. mr khoo, brigit ong, mr fernandez twice, yi chen's mom. i need to get out more...

cya

Class gathering

2005-03-14T21:15:00.000+08:00

had a gathering at nats house todae, after they watched a series of unfortunate events. royston and nat kept telling how choi violet was. i'm sure. ok bought heck lots of crap for the barbeque, walked damn far in to nats house under the baking sun and with vines sticking out and poking ur face. ok enuf complaining. nats house is lyke a ten star hotel. damn nice and executive. played billard, and carom and darts. the fibo cheerleaders had practice there. they forced me to join. i escaped. phew. but, i got pushed into the swimming pool. my jeans got soaking wet. elaine was the 1st to tiok. then me. then i dragged in nat. then bryan. ee leng and wei ling commited suicide and jumped in willingly. ok. went to the PUBLIC TOILET to bath, which for some reason had AIR CON. then i think one showering cubicle was bigger than the suana at my condo. HOLY COW. we had barbeque after that, everything got burnt. so we were eating carbon most of the time. me and benedict had to leave early so we didn't participate in the water bomb fight. too bad. lucky eugene.

guess that's all

cya

LAST DAE OF SCHOOL!

2005-03-11T17:54:00.000+08:00

well...it's finally here, the last dae of term one. school had no lessons..instead we had some kind of party. the entire 305 wore our mg tee. we were most probably the most cool class there lol. we had water games, teamwork training and watever u can come up wif. even tho it couldn't beat cat high's one, it still was fun. and the mg 305 cheer rox. nanananananana.

slacking off.

cya

damn

2005-03-09T21:43:00.000+08:00

ok this week..

got a new nick :bennifer lopez. all thanks to nathaniel. ahem. i mean natalie. hmm. almost went for the manga drawing workshop. nat, jieshen and me were deciding on whether to go. cos we alreadi payed 6 bucks 4 it. we flipped coins, asked for numbers, plucked flowers, asked other ppl. then by the time we decided to go, it was juz in time to see the bus leave. lame. lets c.. the games dae we tot was games dae wasn't realli games dae. so phew.

and sorry bout my tag...trying to get it fixed.

and sis cheer up. sorry

cya then.

MY PRECIOUS....

2005-03-05T22:36:00.000+08:00

my PRECIOUS is gone...

my badminton racquet, lost, in some ladies toilet of a community centre in Singapore. (dun think sick, my mom left it there)

NOT MY FAULT!

so there...i'll jus have to save up to get a new one. BEFORE THE TOURNAMENT IN APRIL

haiz...

Another Reason to go to hell

2005-03-04T23:21:00.000+08:00

lets c...chem got 19/45

i rock. now contemplating which results to show to parents.

Oh ya ms flo made a pathetic attempt to instill disapline. Can't even come close to cat hgih disapline lor. Ooooh i'm soooo scared.

SONY ERICSSON ROX

2005-03-03T20:25:00.000+08:00

hey got the new sony ericcson releases for 2005.
damn neat shit.
A MUZ SEE.

link: http://www.sonyericsson.com/cebit/flash.html

it has enuf crap to put nokia to shame. check out the w800. SORRY SHAWN. BUT I HATE TO SAY I TOLD U SO! IN UR FACE.

gonna save up and get myself 1.

yeah

The End is NEAR

2005-03-03T20:09:00.000+08:00

Death has finally come to collect me.

Indices....got the lowest mark teach would normally allow...
5/25...hey 1st time got single digit mark. COOOOOOL. and it gave the class lots to laugh about.

Well cya then...maybe in hell.

pls remember to offer your condolences and well wishes to my friends and family.

and offer a moment of silence for me...

thanks.

lol.

update!

2005-03-01T23:08:00.000+08:00

lets c....

this week and last week

got new WHITE ADIDAS shoes. Sorry sis. juz HAD to put it in

cut up a frog! poured acetic acid all over it, IT WENT INTO SPASM! cool shit.

flunked my english speech...onli got 52....

Napfa get silver..muz work hard to get goal.

Failed indices....oh man...

Chem was easy...onli no time to finish....

went for sum lame animal planet talk at pub building...

interhouse badminton coming up, only me representing...i got a feeling i'm gonna lose

juz feel so tired of being what i can't be...

heck...

haha sorry

2005-02-26T19:39:00.000+08:00

mystery of missing daoing person solved...
u were at oac!

daoing me daoing you.

2005-02-26T19:16:00.000+08:00

what's up wif u, not replying and all. it seems u've been wiped off the face of the earth.
even if u din want to reply, a "piss off, i'm busy" would be nice. silence in this case is NOT golden.
ok, so if u wanna dao me, i dun mind. i've been an irritating piece of shit i noe. but can dun dao others or not. ahh heck..no use talking to u lah. let u do all u frigging attituding, and when u're done. come find me.

sheez...

Total D-fense dae

2005-02-15T20:03:00.000+08:00

alarm sounded at 12.05 on my watch todae...
too bad we were doin music test....otherwise can skip class. damn.

my brain is goin to explode...physics and chem performed so poorly, juz a high pass.
freakin out. well not really, juz sianz. i'm still confused y the hell the fluoride ion (F-) is bigger than sodium ion (Na+). Does the number of electrons really affect tat much to change the size by a diff of 90nm? and Nat has decided to work harder for chem. farni.

Ms Pang let us watch some kind of speech thing. the speaker used hell a lot of shits and watever colourful lang u have. it was the most exciting eng lesson ever. (the rest were usually dead). got speech next tue. damn. more stress.

then played b-ball wif the bois. nat taught us neat tricks, the in the shirt routine. i lyke the scare benedict part. damn easy to get pass. dun be afraid of the ball man! i'm gonna work hard to par wif Nat. ur goin down man!

cya then.

ps. charl-relax...juz get some sleep..He will give u the strength to carry on...

valentines dae

2005-02-14T19:44:00.000+08:00

happy valentine's dae!

got lotsa presents todae...doesn't mean anything cos everyone has presents
letse, thanks to all the gals in 3-1 4 the wonderful presents. how hard is eugenia's plaster of paris heart anywae?
this is the 1st time i ever got something 4 vdae...so touched....*sob sob* hahaz

anywaes, i was supposed to meet charl to exchange school badges...(dun think sick ok, there's nothin between us, we juz lyke to collect badges.) in the end i din go...coS NAT TOOK BACK MY PHYSICS WORKSHEET AND I HAD 1 DAE TO FINISH ONE HECK ALOT OF CRAP! felt so guilty...but it turned out that she had lotsa homework too. haha..

off to more phyics...crappy graphs
oh ya and got a new skin...modified it wif some advice from royston.thnks dude..

cyas...off to save my physics workbook

CNY week update...

2005-02-13T00:24:00.000+08:00

hmm...guess gotta start doing weekly updates instead of daily posts.

lets c, past week:
1.orange war in foyer
2. went to msia for cny.
3. played hl2 for 3 hrs for 4 daes. almost completed. the g-gun rox man. ravenholm was a killer.
4. watch kung fu hustle and nationial treasure, spiderman, spiderman 2, xmen 2(all again)
5. blew up my aunty's house.(wif pyro techs of cos)
6. lost 1.25 in black j at my uncle's house(thanks sis for getting back 20cents.)

i guess tat's all
oh thnks for the testimonial sis...

happie cny and vdae to every1!!!!

cyas

more memories...

2005-02-05T21:05:00.000+08:00

went for dinner at the coffeeshop behind mfps todae.
brought back many good memories..
Snow Biz!
the coffee shop!
gui at the playground!
mystery bag!
flying killer litter pots!

those were the daes. they seem so long ago...far away.

well gotta get back to reality.

cya

free period galore

2005-02-03T09:26:00.000+08:00

yoz....

now in school blogging...
todae 2 teachs didn't come...
so i got 1+1+1+1+1= 5 FREE PERIODS!
tat means 5 hours of fun...yeah

cya then

the past week...

2005-02-02T20:41:00.000+08:00

Sup...long time no blog...

well lemme run thru how's life so far.

Got great friends...Nat,Jieshen,Benedict,Royston, and a great class too...abit quiet thoughCCA's been fun, training others for badminton.

What happened in the past week:
1.Cut up a sheep's heart, made blood cordial and a septum lava lamp. cool. sadistic yah?
2.made a parallax viewer out of plastacine. it melted and stained the school track.
3.pissed off my sis...again. i dun wanna sae why. i've realised that if u put both of us together, we might potentiall yend up kkilling each other...but tat's wat siblings do rite? sorry sis.
4.played bball almost every free period. ended up having a wund one my knew, arm and wrist, scratches on my palms. Muz be retribution for pissing my sis off.
5. pissed off my sis again, juz when i apologised to her. i'm not sure anymore...she pisses me off too. i dunno. speechless. anywae, i'm expecting retribution to come soon. more scars. hahaz.
6. Met henry on the bus todae. big dude now. almost fell on the bus. retribution. hahaz

Life's been great so far...Thank God.
Juz keep a positive outlook on life, juz like my sis tot me to...
Cya's then

memories...

2005-01-16T22:07:00.000+08:00

Went to turf city todaes for dinner.

wow, turf city has changed alot since the last time i went there (which was lyke a year ago during cross-country meet). tat brought back alot of memories. Still remember pinkie pissing off the cab driver...then everyone the group i went wif singing the school song in the middle of the shopping centre. lol. then there was still jia en's comic book bout ms fernandez and mr gay , adolf thian and somekind of history story or something. think it was the industrial revolution, great depression and world war 2. hilarious. well drawn jia en. oh ya, then there was still chian woon chasing gals from other schools. and the mad rush 4 the free milo. and sneaking into gaint to buy drinks. pierra was such a sucker.
watched the tiger cups finals after tt. Singapore won. well done lions. real good achievement for singapore. i believe that they won the tiger in 1998 too.
well, i guess tats all 4 todae....

cat high still rox

2005-01-07T22:39:00.000+08:00

went back to cat high todae!!!c

at high changed alot, the library got renovated, a there was a wireless connection everywhere. den all the students were playing com games on their tablets. lol

met some old friends:laurence, edmund toh, edmund chong, jun yang, eng teck, kin chi, xuan rui, li chien, melvin, yi cong yaokiki, ivan and wu ping.talk and laugh. damn fun. i've never laughed lyke tat in 3 months lor.then went to see my teachs. all of then laughed at my tb and said gd luck. all my friends said wah kao. shits sia?

ate canteen food. shiok and damn cheap.

went to bully sec 1, then suan more ppl. only saw mrs toh and mr fernandez. mr khoo wen back liaoz. tats him lah.

next week going back wif pinkie too. hopefully cca dun start yet.

3rd dae at nus high

2005-01-05T20:24:00.000+08:00

wah lau....orentation lyke shit lyke that...but tat is irrelevant now

so the entire school went to the mercy reliefs centre to help out wif the tsunami victims.
sorted out stuff, carry boxes etc etc. So many donated items...Singaporeans so kind yah?

got my timetable todae..wah kao so many subjects. everydae end lyke around 5.30.
i'm not sure bout other schs...but this timetable is a whole lot of crap.
i got a free break frm 8.50 to 10.00 on wed n thurs, so wat i am going to do? i dunno
then my poor theory classes, got to stop.ahhhhhh!!! if i knew, i mite have stayed at cat high, but i heard there also quite crapp also. maybe it's all sec 3 lyfe lah. dunno lah. dun care.

New Year, New School

2005-01-03T15:39:00.000+08:00

School starts again...sianz.
Well, orentation was a whole lot of crap.
the bois there are ok, but the gals there chao zi childish (i take back wat i said bout mel teo and xy, they're worse). There were some slightly more mature, lyke fang yi(who surprisingly was a year 1 student), and tiffany.

well, i'm kinda lost actually. not that anything's wrong wif this school or anything, i juz feel lyke something's missing yah? maybe it juz takes time to settle in. but i really think i'm missing someone. should i be? i'm not sure. hope it'll be all better 2morrow.

2004 Happy new year!

2005-01-01T00:00:00.000+08:00

10 reasons why 2004 has been a fantastic year:
1. I got a new "sis"!
2. I got a new cousin!
3. Cos of 2-8! Special mention to John, Chongsuo, Justino and Kendrick!
4. Cos of Mr.Khoo, Ms. Fernandez, Ms. Kwok, Mr Lin, Rao and all the teachs at Cat High. Will miss ya!
5. Cos of The Learning Lab 2.15 Class!
6. I got into NUS High!
7. Tan Sook Yee retired her sorry ass! ( We always wanted her to do that)
8. I got a rockin new com!
9. I've grown a year older.
10. Cos i got to spend a year wif the people i luv!

5 things to do wif 2005
1. Study hard.
2. Build realtionships
3. Improve my badminton
4. Do well in music
5. Improve my handwriting (so i can write cards instead of typing them out. Rite sis?)

Missing....

2004-12-31T18:26:00.000+08:00

This is a song (quite a sad song, i must add) by evanescence.
Any evanescence fans out there?

Please, please forgive me,
But I won’t be home again.
Maybe someday you’ll look out,
And, barely conscious, you’ll say to no one:
Isn’t something missing?

You won’t cry for my absence, I know -
You forgot me long ago.
Am I that unimportant...?
Am I so insignificant...?
Isn’t something missing?
Isn’t someone missing me?

[chorus]
Even though I’d be sacrificed,
You won’t try for me, not now.
Though I’d die to know you love me,
I’m all alone.
Isn’t someone missing me?

Please, please forgive me,
But I won’t be home again.
I know what you do to yourself,
I breathe deep and cry out:
Isn’t something missing?Isn’t someone missing me?

[chorus]

And if I bleed, I’ll bleed,Knowing you don’t care.
And if I sleep just to dream of you
And wake without you there,
Isn’t something missing?
Isn’t something...
[chorus]

Well, all i can sae is, smthn is definately missing, but i'm not sure what....
Maybe somedae i'll noe.....

Happpy New Year!

2004-12-31T10:45:00.000+08:00

missing someone dearly, but i'm afraid of what it might mean...

Happpy New Year Anywaes!

my grandad rawks and my dad's a wuss

2004-12-30T18:55:00.000+08:00

went to my grandma's house todae again. Alot of ppl were there, tim n titus, my youngest
uncle and aunt and my baby cous!!!!! well..they tried out the new diabetes device. 1st they
get a blood sample wif a really cool tube that sort of "shoots out" needles, lyke a nail gun.
cool stuff. then u put the sample on the electrolyte, then it measured the blood glucose
level. Mine was 6.6, which was supposedly med-high (must have been the pepsi). Anywaes,
everyone took, and my dad was lyke damn sissy screaming lyke crap and shit.(i think he
was juz acting or smthn, cos it din hurt tat much.) Even my grandad felt nothin. but his
reading came out 15.4 (wah kao!). So...juz advice him to stop eating crap we youngsters eat.
But he's getting better lots. He talks alot now, and can even crack jokes. He can eat by
himself, and stand by himself. juz need him to start walking. i guess tat's all. cya.

Advice for sis.........

2004-12-26T16:51:00.000+08:00

How to tell someone u dun lyke him/her

走在熙來攘往的街頭

你不再牽箸我的手

小心翼翼的將你小拍勾

淚也小翼翼的流

有些事情你在瞞箸我

你終於還是開了口

淡淡一句還是朋友

淚也如刀割

知道手後你不難過

你比從前快樂

那祝福的話叫我如何能夠說的出口

那過往的歡樂是否褪色

想問你怎麼捨得

不要在耳邊再說你會想我

And tt person will sing this song

lol

Christmas eve

2004-12-25T16:50:00.000+08:00

Last night Christmas eve was interesting.......Been Waiting for 6 years 4 it to happen.Lol.
The two guys,u noe who u are. But i refuse to elaborate.Those who are curious...find out urself

my sis's game

2004-12-23T09:57:00.000+08:00

hey found this cool website all about my sis...

http://geocities.com/jeckalz/

thanks to woonie 4 his help and his bro for creating it.

if u guys need help, try pressing the alt + v + c,or ask me or my sis 4 help

cheerio

安靜 by Jay Chou

2004-12-22T09:24:00.000+08:00

pretty good song. Cos it has some special meaning. heck. lemme quote rayonld: All Jay Chou's songs r nice lah!"

只剩下鋼琴陪我談了一天

睡著的大提琴

安靜的舊舊的

我想你已表現的非常明白

我懂我也知道

你沒有捨不得

你說你也會難過我不相信

牽著你陪著我也只是曾經

希望他是真的比我還要愛你

我才會逼自己離開

你要我說多難堪

我根本不想分開

為什麼還要我用微笑來帶過

我沒有這種天份

包容你也接受他

不用擔心的太

我會一直好好過

你已經遠遠離開

我也會慢慢走開

為什麼我連分開都遷就著你

我真的沒有天份

安靜的沒這麼快

我會學著放棄你

是因為我太愛你

wat an outing

2004-12-22T09:19:00.000+08:00

wow...todae's outing was um....interesting.most of the guys chickened out, leaving only the two bens, feli and charl.i tot it was going to be awkward, and it was. gals being gls, talked most of the time, and boys being boys, were quiet most of the time. bummer.sorry guys, shld have talked more, but i had my reasons. i guess u guys knew them too.
anywaes, the movie, National treasure was really good. Telling you about it would really be spoiling the show, so i'll juz give u a clue. The secret lies with Charlotte. Not my sis, but the boat. It got blew up anywae, so sorry sis. The story was much like the Da Vinci code, for those who have read it, but juz tat it din involve any religious stuff. But it's still worth watching. rather funny. Riley was a dork. but funny 4 stars. could have gotten 5, juz tat they had to blow up the Charlotte. So sorry sis.
i guess tat's all. Thanks 4 the cookies sis. How'd ya noe i lyked famous amos. Hope u lyked urs.

Man....cramp.

2004-12-20T17:23:00.000+08:00

Cool, 1st time in 14 years got cramp...lol
Anywaes todae damn cool, went out wif my yd group
1hr badminton, 1 hr bowling, 1hr soccer, 2hr swim, 1hr beach sport.
damn tired....yawwwwwwwn......owwww!!! my b****** leg

signing off..

P.S welcome back sis!

Good to be Back!

2004-12-16T13:26:00.000+08:00

i'm baack! Missed u guys. anythin happen while i was gone? u guys going out 4 gathering or smthn?

Proposition 4 jm

2004-12-14T23:25:00.000+08:00

Ate dinner(at 9p.m!) at another restaurant. The senario was roughly the same as on the 11.but the food was better tho. jm, i really think u shld consider working at such places.

2004-12-13T13:25:00.000+08:00

Todae, i finally realised what they meant when they said: absence makes the heart grow fonder.

"Holidae" @ Malaysia

2004-12-11T21:23:00.000+08:00

My family, together wif my uncle's famiy, left 4 lumut this morning. On the way, we stopped and i have no idea where 4 lunch, which 4 ur info, was at 4p.m. Actually it could have bee dinner, but nvm. Anywaes, i was surprised that many teens, roughly my age, were working at such restaurants, and most of them were gals. i noe some dudes whom i think might lyke to work there. Rite jm?

malaysia trip

2004-12-10T17:23:00.000+08:00

Yoz, woke up early to travel to malaysia. nothin nice. juz:
a) visit my realtives
b) take care of screaming cousins
c) watch to my screaming cousins watch cartoon all dae, especailly barney and the incredibles. I think i watch it 6 times liaoz..
d) act stupid ad lame and sing along to barney
e) play com, watched taxi, new police story, bulletproof monk, n without a paddle
f) as reka mite put it, eat sleep and shit
g) eat late, sleep late, wake up late
h) basically, rot :)
well, i'll admit that i usually look 4ward to these stuff, but perhaps i had some unfinished business or obligations back home?It feels like i left smthn behind, maybe my heart.4 whom?Well, tat's 4 me to noe and 4 u to find out.

Bdae Blues

2004-12-08T13:22:00.000+08:00

well, a year has finally passed and my bdae is here again. I'm supposed to be only a year older, but 4 some reason i feel much older than 14. I guess 2004 has got some kinda effect on me, perhaps. Maybe i'm not alone...Obviously, i've decided to start a blog to c how it's like, cos many of my pals are doin it. The URL is http://castingnets.blogspot.com. (well duh!). So far it's been great. not only does it allow me to crap about my life, it allow me to understand other ppl as well. Anywaes, Ben oi, Aloy, Tim, Xianyong and i went out to 'celebrate' i think. We wanted to watch a movie, but Christmas wif the kranks had been invaded by two full classes of students, and 4 some reason, we all tot polar express was a whole lot of nonsensical rubbish. So we all proceeded to amk central 4 some hardcore button games, a.k.a HYPER BISHI BASHI! Xianyong totally kicked our asses, literally, and we all ended up spending 10 bucks continuing the game. But heck, if u're gonna lose, its always better to lose to the best. I'm a newb, but I guess this is the part where i start sharing mytots and heartfelt crap rite? well, i can't really deny that there was a sense of awkwardness out there todae, even while playing vid games. Perhaps after u noe wat happened wif u noe who, he has been more reserved. maybe i shld send him an email or smthn. I shld i guess, after all, wat r friens 4 rite? Too bad jm and yichen weren't there,. Maybe they could have spiced up things abit. I tried to engage a conversation but only Xianyong responded. 6a gals, any comments? btw, thanks sis!